Wednesday, February 24, 2010

julie's been working for the DWP



First there is a weekend strorm in a teacup concerning allegations that fat boy, Brown physically hauled junior staff out of their seats in a blind rage. Then, Chancellor, Alistair Dowling confides to Sky News that "the forces of hell were unleashed" from No. 10 when he first forecast the worst economic downturn in sixty years.

Well. The teacup is upset. Slapped out the master's hand; trampled into fine powder as the footwear begins flailing.

Both Scots, in the most tenuous definition of family, it is like waking up to find the creeps from the debating society have taken over the school canteen. By default. That their dads work for the KGB.


Bad enough when they first start dishing out the slop. Insufferable when the lorries stop rolling in and they turn on each other with knives and forks.

"Bleak House" by Mervyn Peake.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

BITCH

Anonymous said...

jo and dave how are you? long time (about a year) can't wait to bump into you in Leigh, maybe, won't that be great? injunction time, pass it on

Anonymous said...

psst... really though that will be funny wont it

ib said...

Jo and Dave ? Did you mean Sam and Dave ?

Or maybe even Chas and Dave ?

Really, you lost me somewhere along the line. Round about the third or forth mention of the word "bitch".

Tom Waits hit the nail on the head when he wrote about an "IQ of a fencepost". He might have been commenting directly on you, whovever you might be, you silly fuck.

psst... Are you really pissed ? Or just an imbecilic twat.

said...

I think anonymous just commented on the wrong blog. My vote...imbecilic twat.

ib said...

Cheers, NØ.

To quote Sergeant Esterhaus:

"And let's be careful out there."

Fucker's got an itchy trigger finger.

Anonymous said...

carry on with your threats to anyone/everyone. we all know who you are

Anonymous said...

ib are you really LOST? cause i thought you werent LOST. you mustnt put yourself down. get this into the real world - we're getting there.

ib said...

Hey, anonymous. How are you ?

Well. Same time of the day again. Either you just got into the library after doing I don't know what; or they just woke you up to lace you with medication.

Either way. Won't be hearing much from you again, I'm glad to say. Have a fun life.