and don't forget to floss.
For a brief period between 1969 and 1970 Jerry Kasenetz and Jeff Katz's "
Special K" productions very nearly came to dominate the charts and pollute the critical faculties of children everywhere.
Remember the awful
1910 Fruitgum Company ? How about Joey Levine and Kris Resnik's evilly Machiavellian
Ohio Express ? Damnation bound and throwing up cartoon sparks. The very sound of their "Simon Says" is almost enough to drive you into the far corner of a rubber room without the aid of a straight-jacket.
Steve Dworkin, staff writer for Special K recalls:
"In 1969 I was a staff writer/producer at Super K Productions.
I had written "Bring Back Howdy Doody" as a joke, not expecting Kasanetz and Katz to go with it. At one point, K and K sent my partner Gary Willet and myself into the studio to record as many "bad" records as we could in one day, including "Bring Back Howdy Doody." The session was... a tax writeoff."

"
Bring Back Howdy Doody" later scored a hit for Lt. Garcia's Magic Music Box - under the pseudonym
The Flying Giraffe - for K & K on the Bell label. The first recording undertaken at A-1 Studios in NYC, on which Dworkin was directly involved, had been intended for consumption in its original indigestible backward form but
was reversed under the instruction of K & K and found a home on the b-side to 1910 Fruitgum Co.'s nauseating smash, "Indian Giver".
You may recall the hit was later covered by the
Ramones, NYC's junk gourmets of the Special K fad diet.
It should have all died there and then, of course, as the Bubblegum generation graduated first to amphetamines and later heroin in an attempt to erase the Special K experience and lose themselves to merciful oblivion, but 100% proof distilled evil - as we are now aware - is as prone to mutation as a t-virus. It may slumber for years like a sleeping curse, but allow it the opportunity and it will jump trains quicker than a hobo on the trail of spilled meth.
Watch out. Mr. Burns is back in business.
Credit to
WFMU and
The Bubblegum University.
▼ 1910 FRUITGUM COMPANY: WOW WOP (REVERSED) from "Indian Giver b/w Pow Wow" 45 (Buddah) 1969 (US)
▼ STEINSKI: SIMPSONS REMIX from "Steinski's Simpson Remixes" MP3 (WFMU, New Jersey) 2005 (US)
SIMON SAYS: AAARGH!